- Nicolás Francomano is dead. The Argentine Francomanos want nothing to do with me because my appearance in their lives will spur the resurfacing of terrible, terrible memories.
- Nicolás Francomano is (or was) in prison for Crimes Against Humanity. He is a pariah because the family cannot bear the shame of having their illustrious name associated with his despicable crimes.
- Nicolás Francomano became involved in organized crime outside of the country. This explains how Martha didn't seem surprised when I said I was from America; she merely assumed that I had been born there and raised on the spoils of Nicolás Francomano Sr.'s criminal empire.
- All of the above. Martha never expressly mentioned that she was related to Daniel and Monica, and therefore Nicolás Francomano may in fact be two (three counting myself) people. Also, 2 and 3 do not exclude option 1, and do not in fact even exclude each other.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
I am still quite alive (I even had my hair cut to celebrate), but Nicolás Francomano, my Argentine doppelgänger, may have suffered some unspeakable fate. You see, recently I took it upon myself to locate whatever distant relations I may have in this country. There are several Francomanos listed in the Buenos Aires white pages, a few of whom received unexpected calls from yours truly this monday past. Alberto J. and Alfredo M. Francomano no longer reside at the listed numbers, so the first person with whom I managed to speak was a Señor Francisco Francomano.
Imagine my surprise to discover that in this city there is a man with nearly the exact same name as my own father. One discovers that the farther he travels, the world only seems to grow smaller and smaller. This Francisco Francomano was a very nice sort of man, and he gave a nice little laugh when I told him that I believe myself to be his very distant cousin from America. He was quite surprised as well to discover that he and my father share a name, by the way. I left him with my number, not to push the point about making contact with me, to call at his discretion about any possible meeting (or reunion, as I like to think of it). I am, as it were, a complete stranger to this end of the gene pool.
Being a stranger, I was made to feel somewhat strange by the other Francomanos with whom I spoke that monday. The next number I called belongs to a Monica B. Francomano, a woman whom I presume to be of a certain caducity. I informed her, as I had informed Francisco, that I was Nicolás Francomano, her cousin from America. I generally introduce myself this way in Spanish, as I find the Spanish "Nicolás" close enough to our own Anglo "Nicholas" that the same understanding is preserved (no so in the case of a William/Guillermo, for example), and native speakers are not inconvenienced by pronouncing my English name. The confusion that ensued in this instance, however, was brief but remarkable.
"Don't lie. You are not Nicolás Francomano!" A point I might have justly conceded, in hindsight.
"I am, I think I am your cousin from America."
"Must you invent such things?"
"I invent nothing, ma'am."
A profound silence met this remark. Then, Daniel O. Francomano picked up the phone. I decided not to ask his relation to Monica. According to what he told me, he has several older cousins. He made no mention of a younger generation of Argentine Francomanos, and seemed somewhat surprised by my own relative youth. Also, he claimed not to know Francisco. Otherwise he seemed pleasant. I gave him my number, and he said that he would call me in order to meet this week. He has not called me yet.
The last one of my list that I was able to reach over the telephone was Martha J. Francomano. Martha received news of her distant relation's appearance rather coldly, to say the least. Interestingly, though, when I told her that I was Nicolás Francomano she too seemed perplexed. She asked me, after a short pause, whether I meant to say that I was Nicolás Francomano's son. When I explained to her that I was he himself, and that I was from the United States, she was nonplussed. She regarded me with a very obvious species of mistrust, as if I were calling her in order to initiate some elaborate swindle. In the middle of me trying to explain that I merely wanted to contact her out of curiosity, she told me that she did not have what I was looking for and hung up.
Needless to say, this frustrated me inestimably. I was left, however, with more to the mystery of my doppelgänger. In my idle moments, I developed a few theories concerning this mysterious man.
WHO IS NICOLAS FRANCOMANO?
LIFE IS A MYSTERY
Sunday, March 23, 2008
More photographs, these taken around the barrio of Palermo.
Suggestive ice-pop, traditional mansion.
Organic pizza - it's delicious.
I'll have another slice, please.
Tayler at the Oldest House in Palermo.
Running is a wonderful way to stay healthy.
Participating in global culture.
More street art.
Your correspondent at a shrine to the popular saint known as Gauchito Gil
The altars to the folk hero and popular saint known as Gauchito Gil are hard to miss. The faithful paint them bright red, fly red flags, leave red wine, marlboros and roses. A shrine to Gil on the Pampa is a bright spot on the immense open plain. But who is Gauchito Gil? How did a simple Gaucho come to be venerated as a saint across the entire country?
Gauchito Gil is, of course, first and foremost a gaucho. It is not difficult for me to imagine a doctoral thesis gathering dust in the library of the University of Buenos Aires, "Gauchito Gil as Homo Faber: Proletarian Ideology in Argentine Popular Religion." He was a simple countryman from the province of Corrientes, though, and most likely never got around to reading Arendt or Frisch. He most likely would have received his education from the fiery songs of the traveling payador (traditional Gaucho minstrel). Given this upbringing in the folklore of love, loss, betrayal and bloodshed, it seems appropriate that the story of Gauchito Gil's life begins with a star crossed love between the humble Gaucho and a beautiful widow.
The widow's brothers, little pleased with the rumors circulating in the small town of Pay Ubre regarding late night serenades and other such latin follies, decided that Gauchito Gil had become an unacceptable nuisance. The brothers gathered up the decent citizens of the town and put Gauchito Gil to the chase. He escaped by the skin of his teeth, disguising himself in the rawhide of a young calf and roaming out of town after dark.
Gauchito Gil serves with distinction (bottom right)
Unable to return to his natal lands, he decided to join the Army of the republic and fight in the wars against the Paraguayans. Gauchos take naturally to warfare, given their hearty constitutions and penchant for violence, and Gil served with distinction in a Gaucho army. At the battle of Tuyutí, Gil's battalion was ambushed by a group of elite Paraguayan indian scouts. As the other soldiers in of the unit were on the point of turning and running in the face of Paraguayan savagery, Gauchito Gil wiped the blood from the blade of his dagger and used it to signal General Mitre that the flank was about to crumble. He then animated the retreating soldiers to stand and fight until the reinforcements arrived. Thirteen thousand Paraguayans died at Tuyutí.
Needless to say, Gauchito Gil returned to the village in triumph, the opinion of the townsfolk regarding him being considerably swayed by the row of medals across his chest. He was able to resume his affair with the lovely widow, but their affair was cut short again by the scheming of the brothers. In spite of Gauchito Gil's exemplary conduct on the field of battle, and the inestimable service he had rendered to the fatherland, the brothers could not bear the sight of the peasant with their widowed sister. They conspired to have Gil drafted into service again, this time in the Federalist Army of the future dictator Rosas.
Note the red sash - the color of the federalists would become part of the symbolism of Gauchito Gil
Gauchito Gil was no stranger to bloodshed after his service in the Paraguayan War, but the violence of the civil war was simply too much for him. After months of constant bloody skirmishes, Gauchito Gil had had enough. He had reached the breaking point, and when pushed to fight again he just snapped. Versions of the story differ, but all agree that Gauchito Gil stripped all his clothes, killed his horse and anointed himself in the blood, covering himself from head to foot. "Here is your federalist uniform!" he is reported to have screamed before running off onto the Pampa.
No one knows what happened to Gauchito Gil during the months that he was pursued across the countryside. When they found him the horse's blood had dried onto his skin. He had tamed a wild stallion and rode him without saddle or tack. The Federalistas chased him into the desert until he collapsed from the exhaustion of riding naked without food or drink under the hot sun of the blazing Chaco. As they hanged him by his ankles from the branches of the only tree around for miles, Gil began to speak to one of his tormentors.
"You do not know, but your only son is very sick. If you bring me to him, I will heal him."
"Your fate is to die a traitor's death here, Gil," the Federalista replied.
"Very well, but when I am dead, pray to me that the boy might live."
They left him there to die, but that Federalista did discover his child to be sick. He prayed as Gauchito Gil had instructed, and surely enough the boy was healed. The body of Gauchito Gil was cut down and properly entombed, and the story of his miracle spread across the country. Today, the devoted travel from shrine to shrine, carrying some red object as a symbol of their promises to god.
Monday, March 17, 2008
YOUR HUMBLE CORRESPONDENT OFFERS HIS APOLOGIES:
I can offer you only so many words. Shamefully I allowed the time to pass me by, and now I have only the most fleeting recollections of my stay here up to this point. I will attempt to provide some background on the photos that I am able to supply to this website, otherwise I should let the images speak for themselves.
COLONIA DEL SACRAMENTO, MONTEVIDEO, URUGUAY:
Our lodging in Colonia was more than adequate. We stayed in two different places, because the website I used to book my reservation did not send it through to the hotel pictured above. They only had a room free for one night. There are no pictures of the other hotel, but I assure you it was very nice. Please note that in the second picture you see me pricking my finger on an extremely rare species of cactus, native to the River Plate area.
Colonia is famous for its perfectly preserved colonial old town. Founded by the Portuguese in the early 16th century, it is one of the oldest European settlements on the entire continent. The ghosts of yesterday haunt the quaint cobblestone streets of the town, the erie still of the dilapidated city is pregnant with the hushed voices of countless past generations. Naturally the optimum means of conveyance in such an atmosphere of living history is the "Go-Kart" or "Buggy," which can be rented for very economical prices from many reputable local businesses. These thrifty gentlemen pass the savings on to the customer by avoiding unnecessary frills (which have, inexplicably, become the fashion in our own country) such as seat-belts or wind-screens.
Behind me in this photograph one sees the old Plaza de Toros, now abandoned. The Uruguayans, being a fairly civilized bunch, no longer practice the ancient sport of Bullfighting. On occasion the locals are known to get their blood up (being so disposed by their largely Iberian background) over matters of the heart, and the sand of the arena is considered the ideal stage for these personal dramas to conclude in bloodshed.
Colonia and it's surroundings have fantastic charm, although it can often prove quite difficult to discern where one is ever actually going. Here Tayler decides against asking the local in the background for directions and consults her map instead.
Eventually, of course, we did arrive at the magnificent Playa Ferranda, on the River Plate. This humble establishment serves a very fine array of barbecued items and beverages of both local and international provenance.
Here I, taking my inspiration from the great Díaz de Solís himself, claim the beach, much as that illustrious Spaniard must have done before being savagely consumed alive by the locals.
I am pointing towards Buenos Aires, 220 kilometers away in this picture, on the other side of the river. I should at this point note that Tayler has elected not to have any of her swimsuit shots appear on this portion of the website.
How sad we were to be leaving beautiful Colonia, Uruguay, back to the hustle and Bustle of Buenos Aires. I see now that this entry has grown long and ungainly, and I will be sure to make another soon. Eventually I plan to actually bring the blog up to date, nearly in synch with the present moment at every moment.